Review of Lookin’ Good at The Lanes Hotel by momowlam

Review of: Lookin’ Good at The Lanes Hotel by momowlam see all 6 reviews »

Where do i start?? I waited 6 weeks for this massage because Matthew told me he had so many people to fit in (700)....though according to groupon it was only 20. The massage room itself was very small and not very clean, tiles were falling off the walls and there was evidence of a flood that matthew told me happened recently (the laminate floor was water stained and dirty, and clearly had been for some time), then i was told to undress in an even smaller room full of junk, with nowhere to hang my clothes that had coffee stains on the floor. Matthew was completely unprofessional throughout the whole thing....he didn't stop talking and clearly wasn't concentrating on what he was doing. It was supposed to be £65 worth of full body massage which i got for £20 through groupon....even that's a bit steep for what you get. In short: They haven't got proper massage tables...or a proper room to do them in...or a proper masseuse/masseur. COMPLETE RIP OFF!! AVOID

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